j'ai fais deux filles a la fois (not really)

I have this almost sociological obsession with the abilities of my peers to romance each other.

People, to me, are like this huge bingo ball cage, each of us a ball. We're all bouncing around in this sea of hormones just rattling off each other, becoming stuck, sometimes in groups, to each other, and falling off just as fast.

It's amazing to watch from the outside looking in. Unfortunately, I'm rarely that detached.

But hoo boy, sometimes it can smart a little being in there.

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i don't want to forget that i have to do any of this stuff:

Send out the repairs and such

Write next week's schedule

Interview Tonight

Performance reviews/ RSSP plan due in office

COO visit tomorrow, perhaps NIS audit, perhaps LP

Order chineese food before lunch special's over at 2.

call my mom and tell her the the cord's on it's way

sell myself a house charger for my phone

look into establishing a savings account

have to call a multitude of people (John, Aubrey, Johana)

figure out where I'm going to put all these toys.

so, i fell asleep way too late and was thinking about the following

• mising my conference call
• a certain girl i used to date
  
• adam sandler movies
• and ikea

so i had a dream that somehow that all came together. where i was driving my forklift (not golf cart) and missed a conference call with my girlfriend, who then dumped me. In my warehouse/mansion.

I know! Wierd.

Let's see what I went and got done in the last year.

20 year old Zach lived in a crappy rowhome in the part of town where Whitey fears to tread.
21 year old Zach moved to a nicer place in a neighborhood that an alchololic plumber would be proud to live in.

20 year old Zach had a girlfriend of three years.
21 year old Zach has been through three girls this year.

20 year old Zach was a salesperson, who just got manager training.
21 year old Zach has been running his own store for 8 months now.

20 year old Zach drank a beer every quarter, or so.
21 year old Zach had a month's worth of hangovers.

20 year old Zach prolly ate two things that were good for him.
21 year old Zach just went and bought fruit and yogurt.

20 year old Zach didn't know jack shit, and thought he did.
21 year old Zach thinks he has an idea, but knows better than to assume.

20 year old Zach used to ignore reality, because it was just too darn unpleasant. 
21 year old Zach spent a half hour just thinking last night, making plans.

20 year old Zach musta weighed 235-240 at his peak.
21 year old Zach's going into his 22nd year at a lean and mean 205-210

Gifts of cash, food, and full-frontal nudity are accepted as birthday gifts.

Also, I'd like a Sprint PCS Treo 600 from SOMEBODY.

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Factoid: My birthday also marks the one-year anniversary of my using a camera phone. This old shot of the Philadelphia skyline was the first picture i kept from getting it that day.
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